Uh, you want whatnow???

So, for whatever reason, people seem to think that I have total control over our Sierra Nevada Downtown Criterium taking place on September 21, 2008. Essentially that I, personally, pick and choose whatever category to add or subtract from the race(in reality, this is really a decision made among the race committee). So, in order to please absolutely everyone - and so everyone gets exactly what they want - I have devised a new schedule for our race! Here it is below:

7:30am to 7:45am - Category 5
7:50 to 8:05am - Womens 4
8:10 to 8:25am - Category 4
8:30 to 8:45am - Handcycling division
8:50 to 9:05am - Mens 60+ category
9:10 to 9:25am - Mens 55+ category
9:30 to 9:45am - Kids Race
9:50 to 10:05am - Masters 35+ Category 5
10:10 to 10:25am - Womens 3
10:30 to 10:45am - Masters 35+ Category 4
10:50 to 11:05am - Masters 35+ Womens Category
11:10 to 11:25am - Masters 45+ Mens Open
11:30 to 11:45am - Category 4/5 - Mens
11:50 to 12:05pm - Womens 3/4
12:10 to 12:25pm - Category 3/4 - Mens
12:30 to 12:45pm - Masters 35+ Handcycling division
12:50 to 1:05pm - Masters 35+ 1/2/3
1:10 to 1:25pm - Womens Pro/1/2
1:30 to 1:45pm - Masters 45+ Womens
1:50 to 2:05pm - Public Mens Race
2:10 to 2:25pm - Public Womens Race
2:30 to 2:45pm - Teenagers-with-no-license Race
2:50 to 3:05pm - Masters 35+ 3/4 - Mens
3:10 to 3:25pm - Masters 45+ 2/3 - Mens
3:30 to 3:45pm - Womens race for those wanting to get a license but aren't sure yet.
3:50 to 4:05pm - Masters 55+ 4/5 - Mens
4:10 to 4:25pm - Womens Handcycling division
4:30 to 4:45pm - Tricycle & Pixie Race
4:50 to 5:05pm - Fixed Gear Fever Race
5:10 to 5:25pm - Womens Pro/1
5:10 to 5:25pm - Pro/1/2/3 - Mens
5:30 to 5:45pm - Pro/1/2 - Mens
5:50 to 6:05pm - Womens and Mens Pro/1/2 combined
6:10 to 6:25pm - Pro/1 - Mens, but only with Euro experience.
6:30 to 6:45pm - Unicycling Race
6:50 to 7:05pm - Masters 65+ open
7:10 to 7:25pm - Masters 55+ 3/4/5 Race
7:30 to 7:45pm - Womens 50+ Open Race

How does that sound???

I would love to add all these categories, but......just not enough hours in the day.

Still, if ya think about it, it'd make for an interesting day of racing! And the Racing Officials would probably kill us.