Monday, March 09, 2009

Rodney.....why in the heck are you torturing the riders???


As the Chairman of Annoyance, I get asked this question every so often. It's not that I want to torture the riders........although, they may think I do! ;) - I just want them to have a bit of fun out there! When I was a kid, I was very lucky to have grown up as a racing cyclist in Chico, and the very active cycling environment that was going on here. The Chico Velo Cycling Club, the Cascade Racing Team, the Chico State Racing Team, the Bidwell Wheelmen - all were very active in the local cycling community. Every Tuesday, we had either the Airport Criteriums or the Executive Park Criteriums(now that it's full of Executive Park buildings, we don't do that one anymore). Every Thursday, we had the River Road 10-Mile Time Trials. Weekends - if we weren't at a USCF race, we had good solid group rides on both days.........and rides every weekday at 3pm leaving from the One Mile Recreation Area. Even when we were training, we'd turn the rides into mini-races - who could be the first to the top of Honey Run or Humboldt Road.......who could win the sprint to the Stop Ahead sign or MPH sign.........holding a nice steady paceline at 23-26mph in Butte Creek Canyon. We would even practice criterium cornering & racing in parking lots just to get ready for the Airport Criteriums and the weekend races. And cyclocross on the singletrack and fire roads in Bidwell Park - that was just too much fun for words. And, in turn, all this riding developed us - we had quite a few riders who came out of this area who were pretty good!

So, no, I am not trying to torture y'all - I am just trying to provide you with a little bit of fun and a little bit of competition. Do the "local" events that you wanna do - don't do the ones that don't interest ya. But, all in all, we just do 'em to have a good time and work a bit on our cycling obsession.

Looking forward to continuing a GREAT year of cycling in 2009!

MARCH 2009:
Tuesday, Mar. 10th - Tuesday Night Airport Criterium
Wednesday, Mar. 11th - Fast 50
Thursday, Mar. 12th - Thursday Night River Road 10-Mile Time Trial (1st one of the year!!)
Friday, Mar. 13th - Cohasset Mini-Road Race
Saturday, Mar. 14th - Pentz Road Time Trial (5th Event in the Butte Hill Climb Time Trial Series)
Sunday, Mar. 15th - Aguas Frias Road Race (A flat one, to start the year off right)(Italian Triple is going on too!)
Tuesday, Mar. 17th - Tuesday Night Airport Criterium
Wednesday, Mar. 18th - Fast 50
Thursday, Mar. 19th - Aguas Frias 10-Mile Time Trial
Friday, Mar. 20th - Humboldt Mini-Road Race
Saturday, Mar. 21st - Land Park Criterium in Sacramento (I'll be in Sac.)
Sunday, Mar. 22nd - Bariani Road Race (I'll be in Zamora, CA)
Tuesday, Mar. 24th - Tuesday Night Airport Criterium (Stage 1 of the March "Rodneyum"!)
Wednesday, Mar. 25th - Fast 50 (Stage 2 of the March "Rodneyum"!)
Thursday, Mar. 26th - River Road 10-Mile Time Trial (Final Stage of the March "Rodneyum!")
Friday, Mar. 27th - Floral Avenue MTB Race - 45-55 min. event.
Saturday, Mar. 28th - Daytime Airport Criterium (Look for an 8am start for this one!)
Sunday, Mar. 29th - Tour of the Unknown Valley North (Chico Velo event)
Tuesday, Mar. 31st - Tuesday Night Airport Criterium


APRIL 2009:
Wednesday, April 1st - Fast 50(But on this one, you'll have to sprint for every Speed Limit sign, as well as all Stop Ahead signs and all Stop Signs!!).....note the date ;)
Thursday, April 2nd - River Road 10-Mile Time Trial (Race #1 in the 2009 Chico 10-Mile Time Trial Series)
Saturday, April 4th - Messilla Valley Circuit Race (Very tentative at this point)
Sunday, April 5th - Coutelenc Time Trial (6th Event in the Butte Hill Climb Time Trial Series)
Tuesday, April 7th - Tuesday Night Airport Criterium(Stage 1 of the April Rodneyum!)
Wednesday, April 8th - Fast 50 (Stage 2 of the April Rodneyum!)
Thursday, April 9th - Aguas Frias 10-Mile Time Trial (Final Stage of the April Rodneyum!)
Friday, April 10th - Cohasset Mini-Road Race
Saturday, April 11th - Grainland Road Race (Stay tuned for details - think Paris-Roubaix)
Sunday, April 12th - Field of Dreams Time Trial (a new flat/rolling course for Easter!)
Tuesday, April 14th - Tuesday Night Airport Criterium
Wednesday, April 15th - Fast 50
Thursday, April 16th - River Road 10-Mile Time Trial
Friday, April 17th - Humboldt Mini-Road Race
Saturday, April 18th - Vilas Road Time Trial (7th Event in the Butte Hill Climb Time Trial Series)
Sunday, April 19th - Airport LONG-course Criterium(using the 1-Mile course for this daytime Criterium)
Tuesday, April 21st - Tuesday Night Airport Criterium - Devil Takes The Hindmost on this one!!
Wednesday, April 22nd - Fast 50
Thursday, April 23rd - Aguas Frias 25-MILE Time Trial (RACE #1 in the 2009 Chico 25-Mile Time Trial Series)
Friday, April 24th - Friday Night Airport Long-Course Criterium - 50 minutes PLUS 3 laps
Saturday, April 25th - Um......I'm kinda busy this day and the next.
Sunday, April 26th - Wildflower Century (Chico Velo event)
Tuesday, April 28th - Tuesday Night Airport Criterium
Wednesday, April 29th - Fast 50
Thursday, April 30th - Meridian Road 10-Mile Time Trial (a new course!)


MAY 2009:
Friday, May 1st - Friday Night Fights - Sprint Competition (Details out soon - but look for about a 45-minute sprint workout!)
Saturday, May 2nd - Table Mountain Road Race
Sunday, May 3rd - Butte City Road Race (Bringing back the old classic!!!)
Sunday, May 3rd - Afternoon Airport Criterium
Tuesday, May 5th - Tuesday Night Airport Criterium
Wednesday, May 6th - Fast 50
Thursday, May 7th - River Road 10-Mile Time Trial (Race #2 in the 2009 Chico 10-Mile Time Trial Series)
Friday, May 8th - Friday Night Fights - Sprint Competition
Saturday, May 9th - 7-Mile Lane 25-MILE Time Trial (Stage 1 of the Devil's Kick Omnium) (RACE #2 in the 2009 Chico 25-Mile Time Trial Series)
Saturday, May 9th - Saturday Evening Airport Criterium (Stage 2 of the Devil's Kick Omnium)
Sunday, May 10th - Honey Run Road Time Trial (Final Stage in the Devil's Kick Omnium.....and 8th Event in the Butte Hill Climb Time Trial Series)
Tuesday, May 12th - Tuesday Night Airport Criterium - GOING Long-Course on this one!
Wednesday, May 13th - Fast 50
Thursday, May 14th - Aguas Frias 10-Mile Time Trial
Friday, May 15th - Friday Night Fights - Sprint Competition
Saturday, May 16th - Forest Ranch To Lomo Time Trial (9th Event in the Butte Hill Climb Time Trial Series)
Sunday, May 17th - Messilla Valley Circuit Race
Tuesday, May 19th - Tuesday Night Airport Criterium (Stage 1 of the May Rodneyum)
Wednesday, May 20th - Fast 50 (Stage 2 of the May Rodneyum)
Thursday, May 21st - River Road 10-Mile Time Trial (Final Stage in the May Rodneyum)(I will be starting these in the EARLY morning hours as well!)
Friday, May 22nd - Friday Night Fights - Sprint Competition
Saturday, May 23rd - Nimshew Road Race (Bring sturdy tires for this one!)
Sunday, May 24th - Coal Canyon Circuit Race (A new Circuit Race!)
Tuesday, May 26th - Tuesday Night Airport Criterium
Wednesday, May 27th - Fast 50
Thursday, May 28th - Aguas Frias 25-MILE Time Trial (RACE #3 in the 2009 Chico 25-Mile Time Trial Series)
Last weekend of May - STAY TUNED!!

JUNE 7TH - JONESVILLE ROAD RACE = brutality on a stick!

The Summer 2009 Schedule is still being pondered over, analyzed, studied and re-pondered.

Some other possible events coming up in 2009 - still working on the MTB Schedule:

Chico Uphill TT Series - Fall/Winter 2009
Nutcracker Omnium - Early September 2009
Dog Days Omnium - August 2009
Rumpstomper Omnium - June 2009
Honey Run Omnium - This one has a surprise twist for the "last" stage! - October 2009
Cornucopia Omnium - MTB, Cyclocross & Road - October/November 2009
Butt Butt'r Omnium - 100 Mile RR & 35-mile TT - July 2009
Chico Pursuit Championships - July 2009
Leesville Gap Road Race - Practice race before the Velo Promo event. - June 2009
Dunnigan Hills Road Race - Practice race before the Velo Promo event. - July 2009
Team Chico Cutty Series - December 2009
Team Chico Tunnels Series - January 2010
Black Butte Road Race - August 2009
Chico Road Race Championships - July 2009
2009 Winter Racing Series - 6-race series next winter - Starts October 2009 through Jan. 2010.
Table Mountain Road Races - probably monthly - February through September 2009.
Wheelock Road Race - April 2009
Field of Dreams Stage Race - April 2009
Paskenta Hills Road Race - June 2009
Nelson Road Race - July 2009
North Rim Circuit Race - MTB
The Most Insane Road Race Ever Road Race - bring life support for this one - Summer 2009.
Forest Ranch TT - the "Case of Sierra Nevada" Challenge! - September 2009.
Jonesville Road Race - June 2009
Jonesville Time Trial - June 2009
Vilas TT - Part of the Butte Hill Climb TT Series.
Sterling City TT - Part of the Summer Hill Climb TT Series.
666 Time Trial Series(I'll change the name - it is basically a 6-mile flat time trial series)
Butte City Road Race
Honey Run Road Race - October 2009.
Nimshew Road Race(part gravel)
The T-Shirt Road Race
Cassandra Road Race
Coal Canyon Circuit Race
Rose Avenue Circuit Race
7-Mile Lane Time Trial
50-Mile Airport Twilight Criterium - June 2009

Rodney..........
R.A.C.E. - Rodney's Annoying Cycling Events
Chico, CA