"Let me get this straight.....

....You shave your legs, you keep a diary, you ride a bicycle and you wear lycra? And when you walk, it sounds like you're wearing heels? And not only don't you wear underwear under your lycra, you wear Bag Balm in your shorts?? Dude, are you a dude or what???"

Uh, yeah, last time I checked I was a dude. Yeah, I'm straight too - got the female wife and titanium wedding ring to prove it(yes, the reason I wanted titanium for the wedding ring was......you guessed it).

It's funny what people think when they don't understand - or even care to understand - your sport, your life, your interests.