Yes, another genius photo......

What's up with "criterium" anyway??? Why do people all around us think we're saying "criterion" when we talk about these fun little races???
"Yeah, we're racing the Land Park Criterium this weekend."
"The Lamb Park Criterion? What's that?"
"Um, no - it's the Land Park Criterium.....as in, Cry-Tear-EEEEUUUMMMM. It's a bicycle race. And it's in Land Park, not Lamb Park."
"Wait. 'Criterium' is not a word - I think what you mean to say is 'criterion'. That's what you mean."
"Oh yes, sorry for disrupting your world. Yes, you are correct. It is 'criterion'. My mistake. We are racing the Land Park Criterion this weekend."
"That's better. See you learn something new everyday!"
Ironically goofy.
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