How to win races.....

It's easy!

First, just commute to work by bicycle.(Yes, it's 50 miles a day roundtrip, but hey, it's fun!)

Second, ride 100 miles of criteriums on Sundays.

Third, make sure your legs are 2/3 of your entire body weight.

And finally, wearing rainbow stripes on your jersey sleeves has found to help with psych resistance.

And that's it! You're halfway there to your first win.