What in the world???

Yeah, this is the reading material next to my half of the bed. And yes, you guessed it, that massive pile of paper is all about one subject......cycling. To be totally honest, it's not even a small fraction of the cycling reading material that's in the house. This is just the stuff I've been trying to read through in the past couple of months. The rest of it is kinda scattered. And my wife.....well, she'd like to use most of this reading material to use as kindling for our fireplace.