If you were a Junior racer back in the 80s.....

.....and a guy showed up to your race wearing this jersey, the first thing going through your head is: "I wonder if I could get my other wheel with the 13-cog on it. Even if I get DQd for a gear violation, I wouldn't get dropped. No, that's stupid. You're gonna get DQd for that. Yeah, but I'm gonna get dropped with THAT guy in this race. He'll kill us all. What to do, what to do. Wonder if I could race in the Cat. 4s instead."

Yeah, in case you couldn't tell, it's nostalgia night.